G4
Grasping 4
Hyper Unit
1984374 
G4 (2)
Good 4tune
Angela Brett, because anyone who has a G4 is fortunate.
1984374 
GA
Gurgling Annoyance
Jeff Anonymous (in reference to the baby noise)
1984296 
GAB
Grumble, Argue, Bicker
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984728 
GAB (2)
Garrulous Annoying Blether
Angela Brett
1984728 
GABBLE
Garbage Articulated, 'Blah Blah...' Lacking Eloquence.
Angela Brett, not long before checking her email and discovering she'd been beaten to first G acronym by Tony's <GAB>.
1984728 
GABBY
Girl Always Babbling By You
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
GABON
Generally A Big Ore-exporting Nation.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GADABOUT
Guys And Dolls Are Browsing On-line Using Teasers
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
GADGET
Got Ample Dough? Get Electronic Toys.
Angela Brett
1984518 
GADOLINIUM
Generally A Denizen Of (the) Lanthanides, It's Now In Use (in) Masers.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
GAG
Government Approved Giggle
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
GAIL
Girl Always In Love
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
GALATIANS
Gazing Astrologers Listened, Awed, To Itinerant Apostle. Now Saved.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
GALAXY
Gigantic Area. Long Armed X-axis & Y-axis
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 
GALLEONS
Great Armada Lost Lives Entering One Nasty Storm
Tony McCoy O'Grady (The Spanish Armada was defeated as much by the weather as by the British Navy)
1984731 1984572 
GALLIUM
Geophysically At Low Levels, It's Unusual (at) Melting-point.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
GAM
Green And Mauve
Angela Brett ('gam' is the collective noun for weasels, and the story which the h2g2 researchers are writing at http://www.h2g2.com/A255007 is plagued with mauve and sometimes green weasels.)
1984437 
GAMBLE
Gain A Million By Losing Empire
Angela Brett
1984521 
GAMBLE (2)
Get Additional Money But Lose Everyone
Angela Brett
1984521 
GAMBLING
Gaming And Much Bet Laying - Income Newly Generated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 
GAME
Generally About Mass Entertainment
Gavin Lambert, thinking mainly about sports games and the like rather than board games, but you could extend the parallel...
1984647 1984581 
GAMER
Gathers Around Machines - Evading Reality
Tony McCoy O'Gameboy
1984359 
GAMMA
Greek Authors Mastered Minimalist Alphabet
Tony McCoy O'Grady, commenting that there are only 24 characters in the Greek alphabet
1984407 
GAMUTS
Girls Appraise Men Under The Sheets
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
GANDALF
Great Advisor Negates Death And Looses Fireworks
Patricia Rix
1984893 
GANDALF THE GREY
Grappled And Nearly Died After Long Fall - Though He's Evidently Gotta Return (Even Younger?)
Tony McFrodo O'Baggins
1984893 
GANDER
Giving A Nudge Dames Excitedly Reject
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
GANDHI
Gently Advocating Non-violence, Demands His Independence.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 1984389 
GANT
Guess About Nebulous Timescales
Jonathan Staniford (see <GANTT>)
1984356 
GANTT
Graph Allocating Necessary Tasks & Timescales
Angela Brett, after a workmate mistakenly referred to a Gantt chart as a 'GANT'. The Gantt chart is named after Charles Gantt, and is not an acronym.
1984356 
GANTT (2)
Generally Always Need Triple Time
Angela Brett (see <GANTT>)
1984356 
GANTT (3)
Guesstimates Almost Never The Truth
Angela Brett
1984356 
GANTT (4)
Generate Arbitrary Net Total Time
Jonathan Staniford
1984356 
GANTT (5)
Generous Approximations, No Tiny Target
Angela Brett
1984356 
GANTT (6)
Generating Appropriate Notation Takes Time
Angela Brett
1984356 
GANZ
Glossary: "All", Not Zero
Grace Francis
1984749 
GAOL
Girls Are Only Lads
Rico Leffanta
1984476 1984701 
GAP
Gear's Awfully Pricey
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
GAP (2)
Greatly Annoys Parents
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
GAP (3)
Get-Across Problem?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
GARAGE
Guests And Relatives Accommodated (at) Great Expense!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, upon hearing that Dustan Dowsing was living in Angela's sister's garage.
1984701 
GARAGE (2)
Greasy And Rude Adolescents Guaranteed Employment!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 1984485 
GARBAGE MOUTH
Garrulous And Rude & Brutally Aggressive Guy. Every Moment One Utters "Toilet Humour"
Toilet Mouth O'Grady
1984728 
GARBO
Gifted Actress, Rathered Being On-her-own
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984827 
GARDEN LIGHTS
Generating A Remarkable Display Every Night - Lamps Illuminate Grower's Horticulural Trophy Specimens
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984401 1984536 
GARDEN OF EDEN
Gobbling Apple Revealed Dear Eve's Nakedness... One Figleaf Enhanced Decency Enough? No!
Angela Brett
1984326 1984245 
GARDENS
Grass And Rosebeds Delight Everybody's Natural Senses
TMcCO'G
1984401 1984245 
GARFIELD
Gifted (Albeit Rotund) Feline, I Eat Lasagne Daily
TMcCO'G
1984839 1984917 
GARFIELD (2)
Gets Around Really Fast If Espying Lasagne Dish
Angela Brett
1984917 1984839 
GARLAND
Green And Red Leaves Are Nicely Decorative
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984401 
GARLAND (2)
Great Actress (Rainbow Lover) Addicted to Narcotic Drugs
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984827 
GARLIC
Garnish - A Renowned Love Inhibiting Condiment
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984848 
GARMENTS
Girls Adorn Runways, Modelling Elegant New Tweed Suits
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
GARRETT
Gaelic - Attention Riveted Regarding Everything That's There
Angela Brett (the name Garrett comes from Gaelic and means 'To Watch')
1984269 
GARRULOUS
Gabbing About Random Rubbish, Usually Lots Of Useless Subjects
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
GARY
Guy's Always Reinterrogating You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984269 
GAS
Generally Asphyxiating Substance
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984305 
GAS ATTACK
Got Aerated Stomach? Alka-seltzer Tablets Taken Are Chemical Key.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
GASBAG
Groan... Another Speech By Al Gore.
Angela Brett
1984413 
GASBAG (2)
Get A Second Book Absolutely Gratis
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GAS PEDAL
Gains Automotive Speed.  Probably Encourages Driving At Limit.
Eric Bridgstock
1984584 
GATANISM
Going Against The Attitude of Niceness and Innovation Surrounding Macintosh
Angela Brett
1984677 
GATANISM (2)
Gleaning Apple's Trade, And Nerdishly Idolising Satanic Master
Angela Brett
1984677 
GATANISM (3)
Group of Antimac Terrorists, Adore Non-Intuitive Software Maker.
Angela Brett
1984677 
GATE
Grants Access To Everyone
Angela Brett
1984245 
GATESIAN
Generally A Terrible Example of Science Inexpertly Applied, N'estpas?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984677 
GAUDY
Garish And Unusually Decadent - Yuck!
Melanie Merswolke
1984278 
GAUSS
Got Answers Using Simultaneous Solutions
Angela Brett, thinking of Gaussian elimination, a way of solving simultaneous equations. I didn't feel like acronymising the whole thing!
1984293 
GAUSS (2)
Great Arithmetic Used Solving Systems
Angela Brett
1984293 
GAUSS (3)
Geometry's An Unexpectedly Strange Subject.
Angela Brett
1984293 
GAVIN
Good At Very Interesting 'Nyms
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
GAVIN LAMBERT
Generating Acronyms, Velocity Irregular.  Natural Laziness Assumed; Maybe Boredom Enhances 'Ronymising Tendencies?
Gavin Lambert (since I felt it was about time I "ronymised" my own name) :)
1984377 
GAWAIN
Grail Adventurer, Was Arthur's Ideal Nephew.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
GAY
 Got Aids Yet?
mark a.k.a. (dad)
1984770 1985025 
GAYS
Genes Alter Your Sexuality?
Angela Brett
1984770 1984398 
GAYS (2)
Gender Aside, You're Sexy!
Angela Brett
1984770 
GEAR DOWN
Generally, Entering A Recession, Dispose Of Workforces Now
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984977 
GEEK
Gathers Esoteric, Encyclopaedic Knowledge
Angela Brett
1984299 1984704 
GEEK (2)
Greatly Enjoys Enhancing Kernels
Angela Brett and Steve Keate
1984299 1984704 
GEEK (3)
Great Education Enhances Knowledge
Apronymous Anonymous
1984704 1984473 
GEEKS
Gain Entry to Every Knowledge Society
Angela Brett
1984362 
GEEKS (2)
Generally Exhibit Exceptional Keyboard Skills
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 1984299 
GEEKS (3)
God's Electronic - Every Kilobyte's Sacred
Angela Brett
1984362 1984299 1984326 
GEEKY
Go Electronic - Everyone Knows You
Angela Brett
1984704 1984299 
GEEKY (2)
Generally Everything Elicits Keyboard Yearnings
Angela Brett
1984299 1984704 
GEEKY (3)
Gigabit/ Exabit Ethernet Kindling Yottabytes
Angela Brett
1984299 
GEEKY ACRONYMS
Geeks Enjoy Expanding Knowledge - Yet Also Created Regularly, Origin: Non-geeks. Yes, Multiple Submissions.
Gavin Lambert
1984320 
GEEKY ACRONYMS (2)
Gotos Evil, Everybody Knows. You Always Can Rely On (Names You've Mangled) Subroutines
Angela Brett, thinking of abbreviated function names.
1984320 1984512 
GEMINI
Gypsies Earn Money In Nonsense Industry
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984452 
GEMINUS
Gone! (his) Educational Mathematical Inscription. Noticed Uncoplanar' Stars.
Angela Brett
1984293 
GENEALOGY
Generations Evoke New Excitement And Love Of Genealogy Yearnings
Jan Morgan - Genealogy is  the  study of  our heritage and finding our ancestors
1984590 
GENERAL
Generally Evinces Nothing Exceptional - Rarely A Livewire
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984587 
GENERIC
Generalised Extremely, Not Explicit... Really Inspecific Codswallop.
Angela Brett, when Bern complained that her <HERNIA> was too generic. See also: <INSPECIFIC>
1984278 
GENESIS
Generating Everything, Nothing Excepted, Seventh Is Sabbath.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
GENESIS (2)
God's Early News: Existence Started In Seven
Roger Williams
1984329 
GENETIC ALGORITHM
Guesser Employing Nature's Evolutionary 'Tactics' In Creating A Likely Group Of Resolutions. Increase That Heuristic Measurement!
Angela Brett
1984248 1984512 
GENETIC ENGINEERING
Godlike Experimenters Now Ensure That It Couldn't Evolve Naturally, Given Its Not Especially Effective Reproduction Inhibiting New Generations.
Angela Brett, as genetically engineered plants are sometimes made sterile in order to prevent the crops from spreading and/or increase profits for the companies which sell the seeds. This also ensures that the variety could never have evolved naturally, since anything which can't reproduce is a sitting duck (so to speak) for natural selection.
1984398 
GENGAR
Grimy Even Nauseating Ghoul Also Repulsive.
Nevica the MAN. (Gengar is a purple, ugly, ghost pokemon #94)
1984284 
GENTS
Great Emergency - Need To Sh*t
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984809 
GENUIS
Geeks Enabling Nottingham University's Information Systems
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
GEOFFREY CHAUCER
Greatness Endures, Oh Founding Father! Really! Evidently Your 'Canterbury' Had A Unique Creative-English Role
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984335 
GEOMETRY
Golly, Elementary Orthogonal Matrices Excite These Randy Youths.
Angela Brett, during a boring first-year algebra lecture.
1984629 1984695 
GEOMETRY (2)
Go Euclid! One Man's Elementary Text Remained Years!
Angela Brett (parts of Euclid's 'Elements' were used as a standard textbook for around 2250 years.)
1984629 
GEOMETRY (3)
Greek Earth Observers Measured Everything, Trusting Real Yardsticks.
Angela Brett, since geometry began with people actually measuring land and wasn't at all like the abstract science it is today.
1984629 
GEORGE
Gentleman, Eating Out, Rarely Gets Eel.
Patricia Rix, describing her husband
1984377 
GEORGE (2)
Gave Existence Onto Rix Generations, Evidently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
GEORGE BUSH
Getting Elected On Recount, George's Eldest Boy Ultimately Succeeded Him
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 
GEORGE PAGE
Gets Entangled Organizing Right Guy's Espousal - Patiently Accepts Girl's Elopement
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
1984392 
GEORGE WASHINGTON
General, Evidently Once Red-headed, Grew Ever Whiter As Senior. He Inspired Notable Growth Toward Own Nationhood
Patricia Rix
1984389 
GEORGE WASHINGTON (2)
George Eventually Overthrew "Royal George".  Everyone Wanted A Similar Hierarchy In National Government. "That's Over! Nevermore!"
Roger Williams -- George Washington was highly instrumental in the success of the American Revolution.  After victory, he was hailed as 'King George' and refused the title.
1984389 1984731 
GEORGE W BUSH
Got Every Opportunity Republican Governor Ever Wanted - But United States Harmed
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
GEORGE W. BUSH
Get Elected Or Remain Governor Even When Beaten Under Some Hedges
Rico Leffanta
1984389 
GEORGE W BUSH (2)
Got Every Opportunity Republican Gilt Ever Worked - But Unusually Stupid Human
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
GEORGE W BUSH (3)
Gives Every Opportunity Republican Grafters Ever Want By Utilizing State Hubris
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
GEORGE W BUSH (4)
"Good Egg", Or Really Gifted, Excellent World-Beater? Unimpressive, Say Hecklers
Chris Kjelgaard. Alternative endings could be "Usually Seems Harmless", "Unusually Strong Head", or "Unfathomable, Says Humanity", etc. 
1984389 
GEORGIA
Gradually Eased Off Russia's Grip Into Autonomy.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GERADE
Genuine Expression Reaffirming Apparent Dubious Exactness
Grace Francis
1984749 
GERAINT
Gentle Errant Romantic, Arthurian Individual, Noble Traveller
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
GERMAIN
Gauss Expected Robust Male... Actually Ingenious Nom-de-plume.
Angela Brett. (Sophie Germain wrote to Gauss with her mathematical ideas under a male name, because in her time it was expected that... (see <GERMAIN (2)>)
1984293 
GERMAIN (2)
Girls, Especially, Rarely Maintain Avid Interest in Numbers.
Angela Brett (see GERMAIN)
1984293 
GERMANIUM
Grayish Element. Radar Meant A New Interest (and) Uses Multiplied.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
GERMANY
Greeted Eventual Reunification Magnificently After Numerous Years.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GERTRUDE
Generates Enmity Realizing The Rogue Uncle's Despotic Ends
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
1984632 
GESTALT
Generality Exceeds (Somehow)  The Analytically Logical Total
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984248 
GESTAPO
Ghastly Excess Shown To A People Overrun.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
GESTAPO (2)
Germans Employed Sadistic Thugs As Police Officers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984752 
GESTAPO (3)
Gave Everyone Shivers, Taking Away People Obdurately
Patricia Rix
1984752 
GET A DANG PDA
Greatly Expand Technological Abilities; Disregard Ancient Newtons' Greatness, Palms Do Admirably. 
Jeff Anonymous, after <MISSING MOBILE PHONE - MY LIFE'S RUINED>, explaining: Then it'll be harder to lose your phone book.  With all due respect to the Newton, I seem to recall you having a USB Mac and I understand adapters can be a bit messy, especially with OS X.  My Palm Tungsten C is pretty good; a bit pricey, but they make ones that are more economical, without Wi-Fi and whatnot.
1984707 1984299 
GET A MECHANIC
Generally, Eliciting The Aid on Many Educated Computer Helpers And Nerds Is Consoling!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
GET BENT
Get Exercise - Tae Bo Extinguishes Nervous Tension.
Angela Brett
1984515 
GET DRUNK
Gulp Ethanol To Dull Responses, Uncountable Neurons Killed.
Angela Brett
1984338 
GET STUFFED
Genuinely Exciting Travel! Special Trips Undertaken Featuring Farflung Exotic Destinations
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GET UP AND GO
Great Energy That Urges People Along... Now Don't Go Overboard!
Angela Brett
1984311 
GFOUR
Gigaflops For Ordinary Users - Revolutionary!
Angela Brett
1984374 
GHANA
Government Headed (by) Army Nominee Apparently.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GHERARD
Got Help (with) Enunciation to Read 'Almagest' - Romanisation Deficient.
Angela Brett. (Gherard had to learn Arabic since there was no Latin translation of Ptolemy's 'Almagest.')
1984293 
GHOST
Ghoul Heckling Our Sleep Time
Rico Leffanta
1984665 
GHOST (2)
Grief Has One Seeing Things
Angela Brett
1984665 
GHOULS
Give Hundreds Of Undead Life, Symbolically
Angela Brett
1984665 
GIFT
Given In Friendly Transaction
Angela Brett
1984362 
GIFT (2)
Give It For Treat
Edwin Hermann
1984362 
GIFTS OF ACRONYMS
Giving Is For This Season Of Festivity. Acronymists Charter's 'Rule Of Namelessness' - - You Mustn't Speculate!
? when Angela wondered if the forum poster 'Santa Claus' was <THE REAL SANTA CLAUS> bringing us GIFTS OF ACRONYMS or <A KNOWN ACRONYMIST> <IN DISGUISE>.
1984863 
GIGABYTES
Gosh, Information Galore! And Building Yearly... Terabytes Emerging Soon.
Angela Brett
1984299 
GIGGLE
Greatly Inspired Gleeful Guffaw... Laughing Ebulliantly
Angela Brett
1984509 
GIMLI
Grotty Inbred Man (Little Incomplete)
Carl Brett
1984893 
GIMLI (2)
Goes Into Moria Less Intimidated
Patricia Rix
1984893 
GIMP
Gait Isn't Mighty Pretty
Tony McCoy O'Hyphen
1984488 
GIN
Great, If Neat!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984542 
GIRAFFE
Gigantic, If Ridiculous, Animal Feeds From Elevation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
GIRL
Generally I Rather Like'm
Tony McCoy O'Grady, obviously speaking for <KEYBOARD> as well. ;^)
1984569 
GIRLFRIENDS
Get Into Relationships Looking For Romance? I Evidently Need Drawn-out Seduction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
GIRLS
Giggly Items, Require Loving Sometimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984569 
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS, GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY.
Get It Right, Lads! She Doesn't Only Need True Love (I Know Everyone Believes Only Your Soul's Goodness Is Really Likeable) She Likes Incredible Kit, Excess Capital And Racing Spoilers. All Now Demand Men Owe Nothing Except Yabber.
Angela Brett, who disagrees with this lyric from 'Boys and Girls' by Good Charlotte.
1984362 1984602 1984572 
GISBORNE
Gatanistic Inhabitant Steve Brings Out Rampant Nerdiness in Everyone
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, thinking about Dustan's gatanist friend Steve who lives in Gisborne. (See <EVIL TWIN BROTHER>)
1984869 
GIVE
Gift Is Vicariously Enjoyed
Angela Brett
1984275 
GIVE (2)
Generosity Is Very Enjoyable
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
GLADIATOR
Gory Life And Death In Arenae - Tale Of Rome
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
GLADYS
Gorgeous Lady Adores Doing You Soon!
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
GLASS
Glossy 'Lucent Article, Secures Sustenance.
Gavin Lambert ('lucent as in 'translucent')
1984998 
GLASS (2)
"Gimme Lotsa Alcohol!", Some Say
Gavin Lambert
1984998 1984542 
GLASS (3)
Get Lacerated As Some Shatters
Angela Brett
1984488 
GLASS (4)
Good Lagers Are Sipped Slowly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984998 1984542 
GLASS (5)
Guilty Lurker's A Secret Spectator
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
GLASSEL
Good-Looking At Sea Side, Elsewhere Lacklustre.
Angela Brett ('Glassel' is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'A seaside pebble which was shiny and interesting when wet, and which is now a lump of rock, which children nevertheless insist on filing their suitcases with after the holiday.
1984767 
GLASSES
Good-Looking Angela Sees Smallprint Extra Sharply.
Angela Brett, who has perfect close-up sight.
1984995 
GLASSES (2)
Geriatrics Lacking Acuity Sometimes Seek Enhanced Sight.
Angela Brett
1984995 
GLASSES (3)
Good Looking, A Spectacle... Strange Equivocal Synonyms
Angela Brett
1984995 1984314 
GLASTONBURY
General Location of Arthur's Seat. Thorn Of Note Blossoms Uniquely Round Yuletide
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
GLENDOWER
Generally Legendary. Evinces No Deeds Of Wonder - Essentially Ranting!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
1984506 
GLENN
Getting (a) Little Elderly? No! Never!
Patricia Rix, referring to her brother.
1984269 1984377 
GLITCH
Good Lord! Imperfect Timing Causes Havoc!
Angela Brett, after hearing about how delays in electricity flowing through logic gates can cause glitches in electronic circuits.
1984518 
GLITSCHS
Group/Geeks Leading Information Technology, School of Community Health Sciences
Angela Brett (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
GLOBAL
Green Lives Oblige Being Active Locally
Tony McCoy O'Grady (A slogan of the Green Party is 'Think Globally, Act Locally')
1984413 
GLOBE TROTTING
Glamourous Life/Lust Of Being Elsewhere, Then Returning Only To Totally Ignore Native Geography.
Angela Brett, while pondering her globe trotting planned for mid-2004.
1984581 1984572 
GLORY
God's Love Often Revives You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
GLOSS
Gain Little Off Shiny Surface
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who, after reading <PAINT>, said 'Now, I'm all in favour of warning people of things which are inedible but I am unconvinced that paint (in all its guises) is inedible so, on the assumption that either it is bad for one, or good for one, I've devised a dual system of acronyms....'
1984806 
GLOSS (2)
Good Lunching On Sleek Surface
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <GLOSS>
1984806 
GLOUCESTER
Great Lord's Obsequies Unleash Civil Enmity & Strife That Engulf Realm
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Shakespeare's King Henry VI
1984566 
GLOUCESTER (2)
Gouged, Looses Ocular Utility. Considers Edgar Seditious - That's Eventually Rectified
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
GM
Garbage Motors
Rob s
1984242 1984710 
GNAT
Grand Natural After Taste
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
GNATS
Get Needlessly Aggressive, Then Strike
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984689 
GNU
Good News, Usually
Steve Keate (GNU actually stands for 'Gnu's Not Unix' and is a project by the free software foundation to make a free alternative to Unix.)
1984299 1984242 
GNU (2)
Gates Now Unhappy
Steve Keate
1984299 1984242 
GO AND TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AT YOURSELF
Go On A Novel Discovery Trip - Adults & Kids Enjoy A Romp Unearthing Neolithic Novelties In Northern Greece - Just Under Mount Parnassus. A Thrilling Year Of Unparalleled Richness. Special Educational Lessons Featured.
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GO APPLES
Genius Operating And Programming! Please Leave Entirely Solitary!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, saying 'On the understanding that people hate to be interrupted while programming, here's a sign to hang on your door...'
1984317 
GO APPLES (2)
Gone Overboard At Pretending Placidness... Losing Extant Sanity.
Angela Brett, thinking that 'go apples' could have a similar meaning to 'go bananas'.
1984782 
GOAT
Gnaws On Any Thing!
Angela Brett
1984494 
GOAT (2)
Gamboling Over A Tor
Patricia Rix
1984494 
GOAT CHEESE
Get Olives And Tomatoes & Chevre - Harmonise Everything, Exquisite Salad Experience
TMcCO'G
1984467 
GO AWAY
Go On, Ask, We'll Astound You.
Angela Brett (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GO AWAY, NOW!
Get On A Wing, And You'll Navigate Our World.
Angela Brett (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GOBBLE
Gorge On Big Bites, Lacking Etiquette
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
GOBLIN
Generally Objectionable Bugger Lacking In Niceness
TMcCO'G - who recalls that in any fairytale, the pixies were usually good, but goblins were always nasty
1984785 
GOBSMACKED
Genuinely Overcome By Speechlessness. Mouth Apparently Completely Knackered - Extremely Dumbfounded.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who was gobsmacked that Jeff acronymised his forum post - see http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/list.cgi?id=acronyms&user=&session=&root=983076143
1984278 1984722 
GOD
Great Omniscient Deity
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (2)
Great Omnipotent Deity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
GOD (3)
General Overall Deity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
GOD (4)
Great Omnipresent Deity
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (5)
Goliath's, Or Davids?
Angela Brett... A lot of people seem to fight each other because they believe in different gods - the Old Testament is littered with stories of God helping the Israelites defeat their enemies. I wonder how bible stories would read if told by the other side.
1984326 
GOD (6)
Generous, Or Destructive?
Angela Brett - some churches (at least Reverend Lovejoy's one on The Simpsons!) lean towards the idea that if we don't do exactly what God says we'll all burn in hell. Others describe a more benevolent God.
1984326 
GOD (7)
Gender's Often Debated
Angela Brett - Most texts refer to God as 'He' although there are jokes about God being female and logically (if logic even applies to gods) God is neither.
1984326 1984569 
GOD (8)
Guess One's Desires
Angela Brett (there are so many arguments and no direct ways of finding out what a god might want us to do.)
1984326 
GOD (9)
Gestalt Of Devotees
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (10)
Greets Our Dead
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (11)
Goodness On Demand
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (12)
Giver, Observer, Destroyer.
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD (13)
Generated Our Domain
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD DICTIONARY
God, Our Deity, Deserves Incomparable Communicatory Terminology Including Our Nouns, Articles, and Reflexive Yakkings.
Mysterious Shadow, when Tony said on the forums, 'Look up "Ephemera" in a god dictionary' - letting slip the secret of his amazing acronymising ability.
1984314 
GOD IS GOOD
Generator Of Divine Inspiration Should Get Our Ongoing Devotion
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOD LOVES YOU VERY MUCH
Great One Doesn't Look On Viciously, Expecting Something You're Obviously Unable. Vices Embraced... Remember Your Most Unsaintly Characteristic -- Humanity!
Angela Brett (If God loves me very much, He wouldn't send me to <HELL> whatever petty evil I were involved in... and certainly not for simply being imperfect.)
1984326 
GODMOTHER
Good Old Dame Minding Other Transient Humans Extra Responsibilities
Mary Carr
1984590 
GOD, MOTHERHOOD AND APPLE PIE
Get Overseas Deals Made, Or Those Happy Exports Return Home Out-Of-Date, And Nobody Does Anything Promoting Patriotism, & Licking Enemy People Into Eternity.
Tony McCoy O'Grady - see <CLIMATE VISION>
1984413 
GODS
Generous Omni Developers Share
Angela Brett, because the Omni Group (http://omnigroup.com) makes some excellent products for Mac OS X, including frameworks for other Cocoa developers to use. Some might regard the Omni folk as GODS.
1984920 
GODS (2)
Greek? One Doesn't Suffice.
Angela Brett
1984833 
GODS (3)
Glut Of Different Sorts
Angela Brett
1984326 
GODS (4)
Glut Of Denominational Schisms
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOETHE
Go Open Every Telltale Heart Enthusiastically
Rico Leffanta
1984335 
GO F*CK YOURSELF
Get Our Fabulous Unique Computer Key! Your Own Unbreakable Resource - Security Enhanced Locking Features
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as a sign for outside Microsoft (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!
God Ordered Freedom Of Related Twos Habitating Ark. Noah Decided to Make Use of Lovemaking To Increase Population of Live Young.
Angela Brett
1984326 
GOING POSTAL
Getting Outraged! I'm Nervous, Galled, Pissed, Overwrought, Spiteful: Totally A Loony 
This seems to be a British sites (or at least has a lot of words and sayings I'm not familiar with, or know are British -- But I think Brits might know the history of our good old American term of violence... It's just some of the good ol' American way of making a joke out of utter tragedy. As you may know, some people in this country have a habit of settling their differences with guns. And there's an odd sort of category of crime where someone who is disgruntled at work will show up with a loaded semi-automatic and just start blasting at whomever he sees.This type of crime really came into being about 20 or 30 years ago, when there was a rash of these crimes -- all being committed at post offices by postal employees. So.. it's tragic... innocent employees being killed by some loony who's just angry about his job situation.  That's how it picked up the name "Going postal."  It basically means someone getting angry enough that you'd best get away because you just don't know if he's going to snap and do something violent.  Or if you're feeling that way, you could  say that you're going postal. The phrase has moved away from the true violent meaning to a more manageable lower-key feeling that we all feel at some time.
1984644 
GOLBAT
Good Old Leech-life Bloodsucking Attack's Tremendous!
Angela Brett (Golbat is Pokemon #42)
1984284 
GOLD
Good Old Lucre, Delightful!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
GOLD (2)
Geniality Of Long Duration
Angela Brett, referring to what is traditionally the gold (50th) wedding anniversary.
1984626 
GOLD (3)
Glittering Ore Lures Diggers.
Roger Williams
1984323 
GOLDIE HAWN
Giggly Outrageous Laughter Does Indeed Eventually Help A Woman's Needs
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
GOLDILOCKS
Girl Overeats, Lacking Decency, In Little Out-of-the-way Cottage, Kips Soundly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
Girl Of Little Decency Intrudes, Looks Over Cottage Kitchen (Seats Are Nearly Demolished) The Harridan Even Tastes Hirsute Redisents Edibles - Eventually Bed's Eagerly Assayed - Result: Sleep
Tony McCoy O'Grimm
1984437 
GOLF
Game Over Lovely Fairways
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
GOLF (2)
Greens Often Look Fabulous
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
GOLF (3)
Gentlemen Oppose Ladies Fourball
Tony McCoy O'Grady, mentioning that golf clubs can be very. very sexist! :-(
1984581 
GOLF (4)
Green Overshot; Loudly, "Fore!"
Roger Williams
1984581 
GOLGI
Good Old Lipoproteins Get Instructed
Angela Brett, after someone told her that a golgi apparatus is a 'structure where proteins go to college.'
1984398 1984473 
GOLGI (2)
Gulper Of Leftover Garbage, Indeed.
Angela Brett
1984398 
GOLIATH
Giant Offed by Little Inferior Aiming for The Head.
Angela Brett
1984326 
GONAD
Generates Ova Night And Day
Angela Brett
1984443 
GONERIL
Growing Obsessively Nasty, Ends Regan's Imperious Life
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's (The Tragedy of) King Lear
1984380 
GONE WITH THE WIND
Good Old Novel Enables Women In Their Homes To Hope Everything Will Improve Next Day
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
GONE WRONG
Generating Overly Nasty Error Wreaks Ruin - Obviously Not Good
Typo McCoy O'Grady
1984938 
GONZALO
Geriatric Old Nestor - Zealous And Loyally Objective
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Tempest
1984404 
GOOD
Greatly Overused, Ordinary Declaration.
Angela Brett
1984278 
GOOD (2)
Glosses Over One's Depression
Angela Brett, because most people say, 'good' or something similar when asked how they are, regardless of their true situations.
1984278 1984644 
GOODBYE
Gone Out-Of-Date By Yesterday Evening
Tony McCoy O'Grady who pays little or no attenttion to the 'best-before-date' on food, on the principle that if it looks ok, it probably is ok :-)
1984467 
GOOD DAY
Generosity Of Others Definitely Does Affect You
Angela Brett
1984311 1984362 1984356 
GOOD GUY
Gunman, Out Of Decency, Got Ugly Yobbos
Tony McCoy O'Grady - referring to how Hollywood depicted 'bad guys' as ugly.
1984362 1984521 
GOOD HEALTH
Get Out Of Doctor's Hands, Enjoy A Life That's Happy
Tony McCoy O'Hypochondriac
1985025 
GOOD JUDGEMENT
Group of Object-Oriented Designers, Java Users, Developers: Guru Ensemble.  Macintosh Enthusiasts Now Taken.
Gavin Lambert (see <JUDGEMENT>)
1984512 
GOODNIGHT
Goodness Oh Oh Dear Now Its Going Home Time
Messy Eater, During a conversation
1984311 1984356 
GOODNIGHTS
"Getting Off" On Doorstep, Now I Grope Her Thighs Sexily
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT, DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE
Got Over One Day. Now I'm Going Home To Slumber Leaving Encroaching Enemy Pests To Infect George's Half. They Disappear Once Night Time Leaves. Every Time They Have Eaten Bloody Evidence Develops - Being Unconscious, Guys Scratch Bothersome Itches To Excess
Tony McCoy O'Grady and Patricia Rix
1984878 1984290 
GOOGLE
Going Off On Gigantic Lexicon Enterprise
W. Kline
1984419 
GOOGLE (2)
Global Operation Often Goes Locating Expressions
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984419 
GOOGLE (3)
Great Oracle - Only Gives Live Entries
Gavin Lambert
1984419 
GOOGLE (4)
Grand Officious Oracle, Generating Links for Everyone
Apronymous Anonymous
1984419 
GOOGLE (5)
Google Organizes Our General Links Everyday
Apronymous Anonymous
1984419 
GOSPEL
Giving Orders So People Expect Love
Rico Leffanta
1984326 
GOSSIP
Gabbling Openly, Some Spicy Information's Passed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
GOTH
Gory Overdone Teenagers Hurting
wishes
1984362 
GO TO HELL
Going On Tour Of Hades, Enduring Lucifer's Location
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 1984326 
GO TO WORK
Get Off To Office - Wages Only Restock Kitchen
TMcCO'G
1984977 
GOUACHE
Generally One Using Artist's Colouring Hastens Enteritis
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <GLOSS>)
1984806 
GOUACHE (2)
Gastronomically Outstanding - Users Appreciate Colourful Haute-cuisine Experience
Tony McCoy O'Grady, to balance <GOUACHE>
1984806 
GOURD
Good, Often Underrated, Receptacle for Drinks.
Steve Keate
1984539 
GOVERNANCE
Getting On's Very Essential Requirement - Needing A Nominated Central Executive
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
GOWANSTOWN
Gowanstown, Oh What A Name! Surely That Only Was Nonsense.
Rob Rix
1984866 
GOWANSTOWN (2)
God's Own Wonderland And No-one Should Tease Our Wonderful Name
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984866 
GOWER
Gallant Officer's Worth Earns Respect
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry V
1984662 
GOWN
Graduate's Otherwise Wearing Nothing
Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating - there are bound to be pranksters who wear nothing under the gown.
1984821 
GPF
Greatly Pooched Files
Sean Lamb, referring to the results of a General Protection Fault.
1984677 1984242 
GRAAL
Game Really Addicts, Albeit Latency
Jeff Anonymous, referring to the game found at http://graalonline.com
1984359 
GRACE
God Regularly Advances Considerable Encouragement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984422 
GRADUAND
Girl Restlessly Awaits Departing University, And Newlywon Diploma.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
GRADUATE
Gain Recognised Academic Degree, University Awarded to The Educated
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
GRADUATE*
Studying Your Curricula Earned You A Great Degree
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as the world's first 'Bacronym' - check out the last letter of each word.
1984314 1984473 
GRADUATION
Get Ready Academics... Depart University And Turn Into Overpaid Novices
Angela Brett
1984473 1984563 
GRAMME
Gravity 'Reaching At' Mass, Measures Everything
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
GRAPE IMAC
Gag, Retch... Argh! Purple Equipment Isn't Meal... Actually Computer!
Angela Brett
1984797 
GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACE
Generally Rapturously Acclaimed, Perhaps Has Increased Consumer Acceptance Levels. Uses Small Emblematic Representations Instead of New Technology English Requiring Further  Academic Cycle Education
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984299 
GRAPHICS
Globally Recognised Artwork Perhaps Had Initial Computer Sketch
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984437 1984299 
GRAPHITE
G4's Radical, Apparently Pencil-like Hue Is Truly Elegant.
Angela Brett
1984374 1984491 
GRASS
Get Real - A Super Smoke
Eric Bridgstock
1984554 
GRASS (2)
Green Rushes.  Authentic Soccer Surface
Eric Bridgstock
1984401 
GRASS (3)
Grows Rapidly And Seldom Stops
Edwin Hermann
1984401 
GRASSHOPPERS
Great Roasted And Super Special Hors d'oeuvre On Pizza Pieces Especially Re-heated Slices
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER
Generally Remoter Aspects Seem Superior, It's Said. Anything Local Will Appear Yucky & Stale. Going Raises Excited Expectations Never Eventually Realised
TMcCO'G
1984290 
GRATIANO
Garrulous & Rude - Although Tongue-tied Indeed About Nerissa's Outing
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice
1984440 
GRAVE
Grievers Remember A Vanished Embodyment
Angela Brett
1984665 1984245 
GRAVELER
Great Rock Attacks Violently Electrabuzzes, Lanturns, Electrodes, & Raichus
Jeff Anonymous (who decided to do Pokemon #75 as his 75th accepted acronym)
1984284 
GRAVES
God Requests A Visit, Eternal Souls.
Angela Brett
1984665 1984245 
GRAVITY
Ground's Rushing And Velocity Is Terminal, Yikes!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984824 1984716 
GREAT DAY
General Revelry - Everyone's Agreed That Diversions Aren't Yawnful
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984356 
GREAT EXPECTATIONS
Got Roused, Eagerly Anticipating Tremendous Events. Xciting Prospects / Endings Can Tempt Anyone To Imagine Outlandish Nonrational Stuff
TMcCO'G
1984914 
GREAT GREENOCK SWAMP
Gigantic, Remote, Eerie And Terrifying, Gave Rum-runners Every Edge, Now Only Carnivores Know Spaces Where Animals May Prowl
Patricia Rix, explaining, 'The great greenock swamp is surrounded by farmland now, but to our pioneer ancestors it was a formidable obstacle to the settlement of southern Bruce County. There are no alligators in S. Ontario swamps, but there are wolves, coyotes, possibly bears and bobcats, and certainly raccoons and deer.'
1984881 
GREAT LAKES
Gigantic River-fed Expanses And Trade-routes, Large Acreage Keeps Environs Squelchy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 
GREAT YEAR
Get Ready, Everyone, As Tony's Year Exceeds All Records!
Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
1984356 
GREECE
Generally Rated as Establishing Europe's Cultural Endeavours
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GREED
Great Riches Exercise Eminent Domain
Rico Leffanta, who explains that (according to U.S. Senator Daniel K. Inouye), the Congress of the United States of America have yet to honour ONE single treaty made with any native people of North America.  As an example, greedy ranchers wanted land for their cattle, farmers wanted water for their crops, and miners wanted the  minerals on Fort Apache Indian Reservation, so - despite the treaty - Congress reduced the size of the Reservation FIVE times by 'restoring' the land to the public domain (illegal, since it never previously formed part or parcel of the public domain) as a National Forest, which permits greedy ranchers, farmers, and miners to 'develop' the natural resources.
1984413 
GREED (2)
Good Riddance, Extremely Evil Doofus!
Jeff Anonymous (to be said at the funeral of <EBENEZER SCROOGE>)
1984704 
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Great Repository, Evidently Everybody Knew Many Yarns Telling Humans Of Love-lives Of Godly Youths
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984935 
GREEN
Grass-colour Reminds Environmentalists of Extraordinary Nature.
Angela Brett
1984491 
GREEN (2)
Generally Reflects Energetic, Emergent Nature
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
GREEN (3)
Generally Reveals Earth's Effusive Nature
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 
GREEN (4)
Grass Ranges Earth Enveloping Nurturing
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984491 1984401 
GREER GARSON
Girl Romantically Encountering Erotic Rascals Going Around Rapidly Seducing Over Nothing
Rico Leffanta
1984827 
GREETINGS
Gladly Reveals Enmity's Elapsed, Then I'll Now Gesture 'Salutations'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985040 
GREGORIAN
Genius Reorganised Everything, Greatly Organising Rearrangements In Annual Notation
TMcCO'G
1984356 
GREGORY
God's Roman Envoy Gave us Our Rearranged Year
TMcCO'G
1984356 1984332 
GRENADA
Getting Rather Edgy, Neighbours Air-Dropped Advisers.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GREY
Generally Reveals Elderly Years
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984491 1984713 
GRIEVOUS
Grave Robber Is Extolling Virtues Of Using Shovel
Angela Brett (grave robbing is rather a grievous thing to do.)
1984665 
GRIMACE
God, Really I Must Abide Chelsea Everafter!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, complaining about Angela's ideas to include the sounds of her niece Chelsea in this stack.
1984644 
GRINCH
Grumbling Recluse Is Not Completely Happy
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Who doesn't know what a 'grinch' is, but saw the video once or twice too often at work over Christmas :-(
1984839 1984860 1984287 
GRIP
Grasp Rigidly In Palm
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984275 
GRIP (2)
Gloves Required If Prickly
Patricia Rix
1984275 
GRIPE
Girls Ridiculing Innate Penis Envy
Rico Leffanta
1984275 
GRIZZLY BEAR
Giant Runs In Zig Zags, Leaving Your Body Eaten And Rotting
Patricia Rix
1984494 
GROCERY STORES
Garbage Recycling Outlets Circulating Everyday Resources You Should Taste Or Replenish Existing Supplies
Rico Leffanta
1984773 
GROK
Genuine Revelations Of Knowledge
Roger Williams
1984740 
GROOM
Gentleman Registering Oath Of Matrimony
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984734 
GROSSETESTE
Geometry & Research in Optics & Star Systems. Even The Extremely Small Things Envisionable.
Angela Brett
1984293 
GROUCH
Garbagebin - Resident Oscar Usually Called Home
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 1984524 
GROUCHY
Grumpy Response Of Unhappy Chap Hurts You
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
GROUNDHOG
Gluttonous Rodent Opens Underground Nest, Digs His Own Grave
Patricia Rix
1984494 
GROUPIE
Girl Regularly Offers Unlimited Promiscuous Intercourse (to) Entertainers
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984521 1984362 
GROUPIE (2)
Girl (Regularly Of Underagedness) & Popstar Intertact Erotically
Nanker Phelge
1984362 1984521 
GROUP THAT SAVES SCHOOLS
Gathers Rallying Over Underfunded Public Teaching-Houses, As Teachers' Salaries And Valuable Education Shouldn't Stop 'Cause Honchos Overseeing Our Laws Say.
Angela Brett, not on any particular group but responding to an unsuccessful search.
1984473 1984413 
GROWS
Given Resources Opportunists Win Sales!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984605 
GROWTH
Getting Rounder... Or Wider... Taller... Heavier
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984398 
GRUB
Great Raw Useless Boiled
Rico Leffanta
1984692 
GRUMPY
Gatanists Rendered Useless (your) Macintosh - Poor You!
Angela Brett, when Tony's Mac was unusable for a long period due to problems with the power supply... obviously part of a Gatanist conspiracy to stop MacGirl and KeyBoard communicating.
1984317 1984644 
GRUMPY (2)
Girls Rarely Understand Male Phallic Yearnings
Rico Leffanta
1984644 
GTHREE
Get The Hottest Range in Electronic Equipment!
Angela Brett
1984374 
GUACAMOLE
Gooey, Unusual Avocado Concoction Among Most Outrageous Luncheon Eatables
Melanie Merswolke
1984848 
GUAM
Gunned-Up American Militiamen
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GUARD DOG
Get Up And Run... Dogs Don't Only Growl!
Roger Williams
1984494 
GUARDIAN ANGEL
God's Unique Agents, Religiously Drawing Individuals Along, Nearer And Nearer Gaining Eternal Life
Tony McCoy O'Afterlife
1984326 
GUATEMALA
Generally Upland, Although There Exists Much At Lower Altitudes.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GUCCI
Girl's Underwear Can Create 'Incident'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
GUFFAW
Gloriously Uproarious Feelings For A While
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
GUFFAW (2)
Gut Undulates From Fun And Wit
Angela Brett
1984509 
GUICIDE
Graphical User Interface Crashed... Instant Disaster Ensued!
Angela Brett, pondering whether deinstalling a GUI (Graphical User Interface) would be committing 'guicide'
1984299 1984296 
GUICIDE (2)
Gnome User Intentionally Caused Its Death, Evidently.
Angela Brett (Gnome is a Linux GUI)
1984668 1984296 
GUICIDE AFTERMATH
Great, Unintuitive Incoherent Commands Involved During Everyday Actions. For This, Everything Requires Mindpower - All Too Hard!
Angela Brett
1984299 1984296 
GUIDO
Guides Unsighted Italian Dog-Owner
TMcCO'G - who feels that Guido would be a great name for an Italian's Guide-Dogs-For-The-Blind Labrador
1984917 
GUILTY
Got Unknown Interlocutor? Likely Tony, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone posted as 'Trickertreat' on the forums and we were wondering if it was Tony. It was.
1984863 
GUINEA
Gently Undulating Is Neat Encyclopedia's Attribution.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GUINEA-BISSAU
Government Uses Its National Earnings At Building Its Seafishing. Subsistence Agriculture Usual.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GUINEVERE
Given Unto Infidelity, Negated Exceptional Virtue - Eventually Resulting in Evil
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984461 
GUITAR
Good Unplugged Instrument To Acclaim Righteousness
Grace Francis
1984680 
GUITAR (2)
Get Up In Tune And Ready
Jason Wilcox
1984680 
GUITAR (3)
Gut - Usually It's Tense And Reverberative
Tony McCoy O'Grady, as an example of something which is worse with <NO STRINGS ATTACHED> (Six String Guitar)
1984680 
GUM
Glue - Usually Mucilage
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984536 1985043 
GUM (2)
Goes Under Movie-seats
Patricia Rix
1984467 
GUN SALUTE
Give Umpteen Numbered Shots As Laurels (Usually Toward Elsewhere)
Angela Brett
1984455 
GURGLE
Gullet Utters Rolling Groan-Like Effect
Tony McCoy O'Daddy
1984653 
GURU
Genius Usually Reveals 'Unknowable'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984791 
GURU (2)
Geek Using Real Unix
Angela Brett, when the installers at a Linux installfest were called gurus.
1984668 
GUYANA
Generally Undisturbed, Yet Arable Near Atlantic.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
GWEN
Good Welsh Effeminate Name
Angela Brett (Gwendolyn is a Welsh name meaning fair haired)
1984422 
GYARADOS
'Goldfish' Yields A Rare Atrocious Dragon Of Size
Angela Brett (Gyarados is Pokemon #130)
1984284 
GYMNASTICS
Girls & Young Men Now Attempt Stretches That Impossibly Curve Spine
Angela Brett
1984581 
GYPSY
Greases Your Psychic Secret Yearnings
Rico Leffanta
1984326 
GYROSCOPE
Generates Year-Round Output.  Spins Constantly Once Properly Established
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
GYROSCOPIC
Get Yours! Rotates Omnidirectionally So Centre Of Positition Is Constant.
Angela Brett
1984716 
GYROSTABILIZER
God! You're Rolling Over! Stop That! Aircraft Begins Inclining, Luckily Implement Zeroes  Endangering Rotation.
Angela Brett
1984716 
GYTRASH
Ghost You Think Real, Apparition Seemingly 'Here'
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984665 
GYVE
Got You! Villain's Entrapped.
Angela Brett
1984353 
GYVE (2)
Give Yon Vessel Embargo!
Rico Leffanta
1984353 
